Alright 2018, so this is how you’re going to do me already?
Tide fucking pods.
Lets get one thing straight, tide pods are really magical. Its the easy, no frills way to wash your laundry obviously. But somehow, SOMEONE though ya know what? Im just going to pop one in my mouth to see what happens, see where this ride takes me. And then as if some sort of crack is rediscovered, these hollow head ass teenagers started a new trend. People everywhere were jumping onto this, they just gotta have their tidepods! Some were even saying it was sweet? Like fruity?? WHERE? HOW? ITS SOAP. I mean okay maybe the citrus scent but thats not a flavor?
And then two days ago, someone posted a snap somewhere about Tide Pods being locked up behind glass cases cause you guys couldn’t get your shit together. Now normal moms are going to have to regulate their tide pods usage because Bryson is sneaking them out for his secret late night stash.
And if you wanna take it up one more knotch Chaz, theres been some video floating around where now people are dabbing it up. Now we’ve graduated to smoking that detergent. Its like you think we wanna do better in life and we are practically 20 years into this millennia and what do we have to show for it? Detergent salad? Blazed on clean linen?
You know what, just throw the whole thing away. I’m done with y’all.